Category Archives: Blog

My ramblings about the industry and my place in it.

HOLY SHIT HOUDINI SPLICER AAAAAGH!

Ice Plasmid!  Electrobolt!  Machine gun!  Anything!  ANYTHING!  KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! … Ahem.  I’m playing Bioshock right now.  The first one.  Yes, I know the second one came out already.  Yes, I know I mentioned that I got it for Christmas and now it’s May.  Yes, I know I’m chronically behind [...]

Wow, the Spam. So much Spam.

Seriously, you would not believe how much freaking spam was waiting for me on here.  It was ridiculous. Speaking of other forms of internet communication, let’s talk about email.  Specifically, about emails you send to try and get a job.  There are a few things we’ve seen at the office recently that seem like they [...]

To the person who stole my debit card numbers:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits! May your every sexual arousal be followed by the runs! May every piece of food you eat for the rest of your life be slightly overcooked! Ahem. So I’ve been playing quite a bit of Mass Effect lately.  (Yes, another shooter!  In addition to Bioshock!  [...]

Mac and Cheese Gaming.

Every once in a while, the gaming review community gets the idea that video games need to be innovative.  If they’re not innovative, then they’re bad games that shouldn’t be made.  Only innovative games should be creative!  Games will get praised for their innovation!  Games that are not innovative are horrible wastes of megabytes!  Etc. [...]

And we’re back!

Hi there!  Sorry about the hiatus, we migrated the site to a new server and now things are a little bit broken around here.  It’s going to take a little while to get this figured back out, but the site is mostly functional at the moment and that’s the important part! I hope everyone out [...]